A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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You're so straight!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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