Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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womans rights

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Poop

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Star Wars

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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