Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Pavel Novak

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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