- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

whats better than shoes feet

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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