- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

It's your mother, open the door.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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