ollie is a fag so are you

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Did you know?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i wish i was a tree !

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knock knock come in

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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So dont touch it

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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