- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What comes after "Q" R

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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