If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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French people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A van drives into a car.

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Y2K

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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