- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

American Idol

Baseball

Penis jokes.

A fat man buys a salad

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A seal walks into a club.

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