Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Tacos

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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American Idol

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Baseball

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Penis jokes.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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