- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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