- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

knock knock you may come in

dead babies

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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