There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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