so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where else? The junk yard

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why Because

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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