why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Shit.

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