Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

hi my name is? joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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