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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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25

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Benevolent villain.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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