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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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I love boobs

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

two fish are in a tank.

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