what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Men's rights.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What does a man like. food.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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