Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Kittens.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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