- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A homeless person dies.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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