A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

drugs.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

barack osama

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Women Drivers.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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