Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I LIKE TURLES.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Brett Farve

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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