How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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suck my dick.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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go go gadget

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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