What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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minorities

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i am predestal

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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