- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What's funnier than 24? 25.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

I dislike old people.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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