Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hi poop!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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