Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Covietz has a large penis

Jasper sucks.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Chaney is a dumb b****

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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