Icecream

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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you are gay

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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