option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Well, this is fun.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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noodles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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