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The jets are a good team..

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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PENIS

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A ginger rapping.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Bing

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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