Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Ben is gay

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Herman Cain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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