What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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barack osama

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Haha pizza

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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