- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Knock Knock Good one...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

This is not a joke.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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