- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

i heart wiener

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

barack osama

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's white and horny? A unicorn

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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