How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Dear John,

Men's rights.

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