why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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SAY

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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