Penis

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Women's rights

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

anus soup

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

DANA

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

a horse walks into a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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