Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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knock knock you may come in

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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anus soup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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