- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What time is it? 10:58

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

cheese

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Windows Vista

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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