What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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DERP

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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This post contains NOTHING.

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the WNBA

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This joke isnt funny.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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