What does a man like. food.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Satan called. I put him on hold.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -21

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -45

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

thumb_up thumb_down -51

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

thumb_up thumb_down -107

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops