- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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