What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

The WNBA.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Anti jokes are funny

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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