Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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