Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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marble

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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ur mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Women Drivers.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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