- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

God is religiously proven to be real

No.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A ginger rapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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