Women's rights

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Jews for Jesus

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A scottish man having fun

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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ekoj

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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