- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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