- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What break when you talk?

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

The chicken crossed the road.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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