How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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anus soup

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Jews for Jesus

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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