So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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gays

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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arse

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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