Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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jokes r dumb

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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