If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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