Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Golf.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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