knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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This joke isnt funny.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Thumbs this up

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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marble

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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