An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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SPAMS!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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The geese of Growmore

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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jokes r dumb

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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