funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A dwarf walks under a bar.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

No.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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