If life hands you lemons Take them

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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hi bye

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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