What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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kennah campion... being nice

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your all shit at jokes

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Womens rights.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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That's unfortunate.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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hi bye

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A Jew returns change.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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