That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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i am predestal

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Freedom of Speech

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Black people

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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