Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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amy copied adams haircut :0

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

knock knock whos there .. derp

did you ever see a butter fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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