- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

gay marriage.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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