Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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