why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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apple pie.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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