An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I Love Hitler.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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The Aristocrats

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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make me a sandwich!

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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