- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Fuck her

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

justin littleton. nuff said

Small breasts.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Robin, get in the car.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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