What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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womens rights

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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69

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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